Once you were a noob, playing around with words like juicy and pillowy.

But now you enter the final level and must face this beast, made of Cascade, Idaho-7, Manilita and HBC 586 hops.

There is only one way to defeat it: name every flavour from the experimental hop profile that it has it’s claws in.

But you’ve trained for this. You dodge left and throw out a tester - ‘I taste Oranges!’ You are correct, the beast is wounded. Hiding behind an ancient stalagmite, you yell, ‘Tangerines!’ Correct again. Now it’s time to risk it. 'Grapefruit!' The beast appears to be hit by an invisible blow and stumbles back. Correct.

This is your chance! You lunge forward and roll under an attack from the beast, you need to finish it with a double blow - “MANGO, PAPAYA!” you yell.

The beast stops. It stares. It crumbles to the ground.

You’ve won.

But as you turn and leave on your next adventure, the beast stirs, lifts a single heavy eyelid and steals a glance as you walk away.