EL CHICO PICANTE WaS ONCE THE ONLY MALE MEMBER OF
THE SPICE GIRLS, BUT WAS HICHED OUT JUST BEFORE MIDS aLL
OVER THE WORLO LEARNT TO SCREAM 'SPICE UP YOUR LIFE!'
EL CHICO PICANTE WILL SPICE UP YOUR LIFE, aND TELL a FEW FRUITY
JOKES aLONG THE WAY. WITH a MANGO BACHBONE, 2 HIT OF CHILLI IN
THE FRONT aND SMOOTH TARTNESS OF LIME IN THE BACH, EL CHICO
PICaNTE IS BEST ENJOYED BATING SPICY FOOD, WITH a
CHASER OF MEZCAL, WHILE BATHING IN 2 HALF CUT MANGO.
OR aNY OTHER OCCASION, REaLLY.