ahem* is this thing on? The Spokesperson is standing centre stage and ready to take you for a spin. With a penchant for peddling products, this paid professional is wheelie good at what he does. He’s all torque with the gear to back it up, once he’s on a roll he’s hard to handle, never tiring or needing a brake. Representing both CoConspirators and Bentspoke, he’s cranking out the cliches; “upfront citrus… thirst-quenching refreshment… firm bitterness” Umm, any questions?